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Feline Funnies: Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throwup hairball somewhere
Will find in morning
Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds-
Your foot just squashed one
You’re always typing.
Well, let’s see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What’s a “term paper”?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Shouldn’t leave around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws?
Don’t even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Want to go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren’t that sharp ...
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!”
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I’ll go in the sink.
We’re almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

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