You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will show you. |
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt. |
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog! |
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow. |
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throwup hairball somewhere
Will find in morning |
Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that. |
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny? |
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds-
Your foot just squashed one |
You’re always typing.
Well, let’s see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands. |
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head. |
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What’s a “term paper”? |
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Shouldn’t leave around |
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner |
Want to trim my claws?
Don’t even think about it!
My cries will wake dead. |
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit? |
Want to go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside! |
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue! |
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren’t that sharp ... |
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!” |
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I’ll go in the sink. |
We’re almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt? |
